Barnyard Personalities

Lucy Goosey, Turkey Lurkey,

Very nice but kind of quirky,

Not inclined to get real irky,

Happy with whatever worky.

Brenda Biddy, Brando Kitty,

Think them very highly sitty,

Strut about and look real pretty,

Like as not be in a snitty.

Rooster Dobby, Bulldog Bobby,

Manage things as if a hobby,

Like to know who’s in the lobby,

Shout real loud if see a robby.

Ricky Ratty, Charles Catty,

Pick and preen till very nattie,

Love to wear a little hattie,

Tend to be a little bratty.

George the Bow-Wow, Sally Cow-Cow,

Realists both, live in the now-now,

Think long term, make much allow-llow,

Worry not unstable Dow-Dow.

David Chickey, Patsy Piggy,

Very thin, they looking twiggy,

Comes from drinking, smoking ciggy,

Friday night, they getting wiggy.

Loon a-learing, Coon a-peering,

Wearing both a gypsy ear-ring,

Bring forth spirits in their seering,

Listen well to all they hearing.